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Danny VD was born in a small fishing village in Alaska. He married an older Inuit woman when he was twelve and moved to California. His wife died a year later in an earthquake. Forced to make his own way, he earned money as a Hollywood animal trainer while putting himself through medical school. He now has a successful gynecological practice in South Central, LA.

Sonny Bones emerged from the sea in the early ‘80s and slowly evolved into a mysterious writing figure; recounting his mind-blowing adventures better than a sore loser recounts ballots. His early years were spent knitting sweaters in a sweatshop in Tibet, but things began to turn around once Daniel Stern took over his life’s narration. From then on, Sonny Bones’ life became one of adventure and pornography… until he died. And then his afterlife was one of adventure and pornography.

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