TEAM FLOWERPOT

Jesus was being chased up the stairs of a big tower in China by the Chinese Mafia. His partner in crime, Gary Busey, was already on the roof, rigging it with explosives. Jesus was rounding the corner a few stories short of the roof when he was ambushed by Billy Ho, the son of the mafia boss.

Jesus laughed, not for the first time, at the fact that the mob boss’ name was Ho. “Quit laughing at me!” Billy screamed with a Chinese accent. Billy pointed his Uzi at Jesus and Jesus thought he was dead for sure, but Busey snuck up behind Billy with a dildo and knocked him unconscious and stuffed him in a box marked, “Boring stuff that would be of interest to no one.”

The two man gang, Team Flowerpot, made it to the roof and parachuted down to safety. Then the Chinese Mafia, all but Billy Ho, were blown to pieces when the roof blew up. Billy vowed that he would kill Team Flowerpot and get back the Jade Dragon, which incidentally was what started this whole thing, but he was trapped in a box that was being shipped to Canada, and Jesus and Busey were well on their way to France to sell the Jade Dragon. Luckily for Billy Ho, three nerdy Chinese kids found the box with mysterious American writing and inadvertently turned Billy Ho loose.

Billy knew exactly where Team Flowerpot was going because the only one collector had ever tried to buy the Jade Dragon, and only he would be foolish enough to hire Team Flowerpot to steal it. Ho called the company jet and was off to France. The collector, Jean-Luc Delacroix, was waiting for Team Flowerpot to show up with the Jade Dragon at a small cafe in Paris. He was sipping a glass of wine, smoking a cigarette, wearing a beret and generally being very French. Billy was watching from across the street with a pair of binoculars as Jesus made the transaction. Then Busey snuck up and killed Billy with a dildo.