Jesus was deep sea diving off the coast of the Bahamas, in search of his favorite yacht which had been lost in an eerie way in the Bermuda Triangle. Jesus decided it was time he tackled this mystery once and for all. Unfortunately, Jesus had signed up for a tourist diving service, and Steven, the tourist boat skipper, didn't want anything to do with the Bermuda Triangle, and neither did the newlyweds on their honeymoon who were diving with Jesus. But, know it or not, they were Jesus' team now, and they had a long day ahead of them.
Jesus waited until after a long dive to reveal his hidden stash of sandwiches. His crew ate their fill and then passed out due to all the drugs in the mayo. By the time they woke up, Jesus had already sailed into the heart of the Triangle. "And now we wait," He said.
"Wait for what?" Roger asked, groggily.
"For the sea monster, or the aliens, or the Devil or whatever," Jesus answered.
The others stared at Jesus like he was crazy, but then the weather changed suddenly. Clear skies turned to storm clouds and clam waters began to churn. An odd figure approached from the port... it was Jesus' yacht, upside-down. "That's not how it works!" Jesus shouted, "You're doing it wrong!" Then, with his diving gear on, he dove into the water to confront the sea monster that stole his yacht.
Under the water, Jesus found a high-tech under-water facility. He smashed through the window and went inside. Alarms went off, and metal shutters closed to seal the breach. Jesus stormed into the control room and found his annoying little brother, Ben, at the controls. "You!" Jesus shouted. Ben just laughed.
The pair argued for a bit before Ben agreed to let Jesus play with his ship stealing machine in exchange for Jesus not "telling dad." Steven, Roger and Mary were never seen again.
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