THE TROUBLE WITH SEMEN

Jesus was working as the night manager at the local Holiday Inn. The last manager was an older woman who fell in love with a wealthy businessman over an impromptu trip to Acapulco. Anyway, Jesus was having problems with the cleaning staff being perverts and mostly just cleaning around the semen.

"One problem is one too many, but two problem?! That's just unfathomable!" Jesus shouted at the crew. "Jon, how many times have I told you not to leave semen on the lamp?" But Jon had cleaned up enough semen for several lifetimes, and he'd had enough.

So Jon called for a general maids' strike. Then the people at the front desk decided to strike in support of the maids. Jesus decided, if this strike was ever going to end, he'd better get to the bottom of this semen thing.

He went to his office computer and googled semen. No help. Then he decided to call The Experts; a wily group of hookers from Bakersfield, CA. The hookers reminded Jesus of Charlie's Angels, except they were all Drew Barrymore (the ugly one).

Anyway, the hookers carefully tasted every sample of semen that they could find, and came to the conclusion that semen tasted better fresh. This gave Jesus his third million-dollar idea: Complimentary hookers for making sure the jizz doesn't get everywhere. And that's where the White House got the idea for the Executive Hooker Stable, Whore House One.