Jesus was sitting at home watching NYPD Blue reruns when he got a call from his old pal the Tooth Fairy. The Tooth Fairy had received an anonymous letter asking for $50,000 in exchange for information on a treasure trove of baby teeth. The Tooth Fairy was badly in debt and couldn't pass up the chance to cash in. He was going to need back-up though. That's where Jesus came in. The Tooth Fairy didn't have any powers except super sneakyness, also he was only three and a half inches tall. So he figured he'd need some muscle in case things went south, which they likely would when the other party realized that he'd given them counterfeit money.
Jesus gave Toothy a tiny gun and a bullet-proof vest then selected his own weapons: a sniper rifle, a grenade launcher and a BB gun. He also put on a bullet-proof cup so as to avoid an bullet injuries to groin area like the genitals and such. It needed to be tightened just so, so Jesus was forced to ask Toothy for help adjusting it, which made for a pretty awkward few minutes.
After that it was time for action. The meet went down at the old docks, at night. Jesus positioned himself high-up on a crane or something and Toothy flew out into the open. A large, black sedan pulled up and out stepped two metaphorical gorillas. One of them opened the back door and Toothy hopped in.
Jesus strained to see with his super Jesus vision, but was just at a bad angle to see down this hot blonde's shirt, so he flew down and checked her out. While he was down there, the Tooth Fairy was shot six times in the genitals for trying to pass off counterfeit bills. Luckily, Jesus got a good view of the titties. Anyway, by the time Jesus refocused the car was gone and Toothy was lying there in a pool of blood.
Jesus stood over him and said, "I guess crime doesn't pay." Then he walked into the night... then he came back and carried Toothy to a doctor.
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