Jesus was juggling on a street corner for change, but there was a terrible guitar player about ten feet away scaring away all the foot traffic. Also, it was hard for Jesus to concentrate with all the noise, and he was about to start his chainsaw routine.
He flagged down some passing kids and offered them his spare, unreliable chainsaw in exchange for grabbing the guitar player's purse and running away so she would have to chase them and annoy other people with her terrible guitar playing along the way. But the kid's double crossed Jesus, they took his chainsaw and just ran off. He would have to deal with guitar girl himself.
Jesus grabbed his best chainsaw and headed towards the guitar player. He danced along with her terrible guitar playing to avoid suspicion, pretending his chainsaw was a bass guitar. Then he got close and held the chainsaw high as he pulled the cord to start it, but he tripped and dropped the chainsaw on his foot. He danced around in pain, like an idiot, for a few seconds. luckily, no one saw him, so he just worked it into his earlier dance.
He picked up the chainsaw and pulled the cord, but it wouldn't start. So he threw it at the guitar player's face. It hit her square in the nose and knocked her over. The who incident was witnessed by a cop on a Segway. The cop had been called by nearby business owners to come and put an end to the guitar playing. He was relieved that he didn't have to do any actual work, and went over to thank Jesus.
The poor girl had no idea what had hit her, or why, but was agreeable to a three-way with Jesus and the cop when Jesus brought it up.
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