Jesus was wandering through the jungles of Thailand, going from village to village fighting his newest mortal enemy, cancer. He had his faithful pet jaguar, Ben, with him. Ben had the unique ability to sniff out cancer inside of people. Then Ben would tear them open and pull it out. Jesus just used his sword.
One day, Jesus and Ben came to the village of Scroo-Dik, where cancer was regarded as sacred. The local shaman, Thai-Johnny, had everybody convinced that cancer would help their crops grow. So when Jesus and Ben showed up and saved Thai-Johnny from the embarrassment of being wrong by murdering everyone, he decided to repay them by shamaning around for them for a while.
Thai-Johnny started by doing a little rain dance for them, but Jesus threw some cancer at him and told him to do a better dance... the Argentine Tango. But Thai-Johnny only knew the regular Tango. So Jesus and Thai-Johnny hopped onto Ben's back and flew to America, where Thai-Johnny could learn from dancing master Patrick Swayze.
When they got to America, Jesus remembered that Swayze was dead from cancer. They had to settle for the second best dancing master, TV's Carlton from The Fresh Prince. Carlton was fast asleep when the enthusiastic trio burst into his bedroom. Carlton woke up quickly and got started. Things were gong along nicely, until Ben got a good whiff of Carlton's wife...
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