Jesus was pretending to fish off a bridge in San Francisco. He had a line cast out into the sparkling waters below and a bucket of fish flopping about next to him. His trap was set, now all he had to do was wait for Jenny, that cute chick from the Bridge Patrol, to come and arrest him for fishing in a no fishing zone.
After about thirty minutes, Jesus noticed Sal, the big burly guy from Bridge Patrol, heading his way. He was coming to kick Jesus and all his equipment into the water again, and Jesus couldn't let that happen. He got up to meet Sal halfway, and ask him when that Jenny chick would be working again, but Sal was in no mood for words. He punched Jesus right in the collar bone and kicked his bucket-o-fish into the water below.
"What the Hell!?" Jesus yelled. "You just punched me int he collar bone! You suck!"
And Sal said, "If I suck, how come I got this awesome truck?" He pointed out his lifted, 4-door Silverado.
Jesus pretended to ponder Sal's question for a moment, then he kicked Sal in the shin and made a run for Oakland, which is well outside the Bridge Patrol's jurisdiction. Sal radioed for back up. Before Jesus reached the end of the bridge, he was cut off by Jenny. She had her gun drawn and looked super hot, like a blow torch with titties. Jesus collided with Jenny and they both fell from the bridge in a passionate embrace. Jesus copped a good feel of Jenny's titties and ass on the way down, and when they woke up in Heaven, she gave him a good slap for it. Totally worth it.
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