JESUS IN LIZARD TOWN

Jesus was lost, hopelessly lost in an alternate dimension. He'd got here when his friend, Rob, made a wrong turn at Albuquerque. Anyway, Jesus and Rob were trapped int he dimension of the lizard people and needed to get home.

Jesus got very upset when the lizard people refused to pray to him. Rob tried to calm Jesus down with a soothing massage, but it was no good. "Why don't you guys just tell him he'd cool, so he can move on to finding us a way home?" Rob asked the lizard people. But the lizard people wouldn't worship Jesus because the already worshiped Lizard-Jesus.

When Lizard-Jesus found out that some inter-dimensional a-hole was trying to seduce his followers, he was pissed. He hopped onto his T-Rex and charged in to meet the usurper.

Jesus was in the center of Lizard Town, pulling the tails off of non-believers then smacking them around with their own tails. Lizard-Jesus rode up on his monstrous T-Rex and yelled, "Kill the Human-Jesus  and his annoying partner!"

"Ahhh!" Rob screamed as he ran for cover inside a lizard hole of some sort, only to find it inhabited by a lizard rapist (that is a lizard who rapes, not a rapist who rapes lizards. Although he's probably raped more than a few lizards in his day, what with living in Lizard Town and all, but he wasn't picky) who raped him.

Meanwhile, outside the lizard hole, Human-Jesus was being raped by Lizard-Jesus' T-Rex. After the rape party, Lizard-Jesus sent Human-Jesus and Rob back to their own dimension, where they were arrested for impregnating the Pope.